Humor on blind dating
An emergency clinic confirmed that I had fractured my foot, and I never heard from my date again." —Emma P., 27"A guy I met online was so full of himself, there was no room for me at the table.He asked me if I liked his watch, then told me it was a ,000 birthday gift to himself.It wasn't until he was almost at our row that I recognized him as the guy I had been on a date with the previous week.It was a crowded theatre, and the only seats available to him and his friends were right next to me and my date.A mutual friend had conjured up the idea over brunch, which is ironic based on how the date played out.We met for oysters and drinks, then we argued for a solid 30 minutes about brunch.I panicked and told my date the situation, figuring the other guy would say something since he was sitting literally right next to me. I managed to get out of the theatre without eye contact, but there's no way he didn't see me." —Laura R.
But it's normal to have to go through a bunch of garbage dates in between.He looked at me and just said, ' What the f*ck?' I got out of there as fast as possible, and he didn't even help me hobble down the stairs.After being in a relationship for a few years, I've basically forgotten what it's like to date.In an effort to not be one of those people who's like, "Omg, you're single?