Sex and the city quotes about dating

I'm someone who is baseline always a little scared that guys are trolling me (Is every hot guy who's ever hooked up with me just doing so for some sick Carina Hsieh lives in NYC with her French Bulldog Bao Bao — follow her on Instagram and Twitter • Candace Bushnell once called her the Samantha Jones of Tinder • She enjoys hanging out in the candle aisle of TJ Maxx and getting lost in Amazon spirals.

Thanks to a general rut with *looks at hand* "casual dating," I decided to let Carrie Bradshaw run my dating life for a day.

The rules were simple: I'd only talk to guys using the OG HBO queen's most iconic (or cringeworthy) lines. Much like the show's breaking of the fourth wall, there were inconsistencies.

I love when guys say fancy shit like "intrigued" online because you know IRL he doesn't even say anything when he flips you over halfway during sex.

But yeah, tell me how intrigued you are, old sport. But good to know that this guy is proudly "pro-dildo." I don't know any women who are "anti-masturbation" for men but I do plenty of guys who think they're special snowflakes for acknowledging that women masturbate. Having a script erased a lot of the pressure I feel when trying to drum up conversation with a stranger.

The experiment underlined the fact that most guys are at least willing to with conversation — even if they're just doing their best to respond to weird, cryptic monologues.

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